A hilarious overview of the methods people use to get even with big business, government and enemies. These dirty tricks range from the simple to the elaborate. George Hayduke has 23 books on Goodreads with ratings. George Hayduke’s most popular book is Get Even: The Complete Book of Dirty Tricks. Don’t Get Mad, Get Even has 8 ratings and 0 reviews: Published May 1st by Citadel, pages, Paperback.

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Get the vials from a chemical supply shop. Take their letterhead logo either to your printer or to a copy machine to make new, blank letterhead. I refer to Thomas Jefferson, who said in his first inaugural address in Make some color photocopies or have your printer do this for you for later use.

Remove all the switch plates from the switches and the face plates from the outlets. Then, with his drum-stick he started to beat a completely different temp back and forth, like a metronome, on the player’s knees. Our contributor suggests very thin slices of cheese or cold cuts salami is great between the pages. Hayduke asked me to write a foreword to his book, but I felt that too much pedagogical rhetoric would only cloud its definitive purpose, which is far beyond replication of his earlier philosophies.


He read a couple of my books, plus suffered more nastiness by uncaring institutions and people who get back at his tormentors.

Choose a biker’s glove that is just larger than the hole, or the other way around, and glue it over the cutting on the outside of hayduek window. After the usual honest and open attempts to right this wrong. You will sweep up many fleas into the bag. gwt

Get Even: The Complete Book of Dirty Tricks

To our amazement they have drawn a lot of positive mail, including you folks sending in favorite quotes and quoters. Books by George Hayduke. Do you give a hoot about the Haduke Amendment? It ‘ s a real hoot, as the old mark gets polish all over his or her hand.

Don’t Get Mad, Get Even

The Art and Science of Embalming. When the mark is at work and the car is parked in a non-patrolled zone, call a tow service and explain there are problems with “your” car.

Best to do this at night when there are no other customers around. Tanya and friends have slumlords under fire in southern California. In addition to indiscriminate ticketing, he always dropped a few on some of the police’s more outspoken critics in the community to stir the pot of paranoia.

Make a fake chain letter with the list of these individuals and their addresses. What else could I do? Or, evven some of this magic powder into a garbage disposal, sink, drain or washer. Frustrated, he came to me.

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The name grt date of birth were correct. Always pick a good taboo like this for fun revenge on someone’s mind. Happily, a veterinarian was able to save the dogs from their hayuke stupidity. Where is the moral indignation that cries out, “I’m eve as hell and I’m not gonna take it anymore! You call your mark and identify yourself, let’s say as Sgt. Patton’s belief that you don’t win wars by dying for your country; you win wars by making the other poor bastard die for his country.


Pay cash for your small down payment, the leave. Frankly, we used them to fill up space, to pad the book. In any case, beware of any animal hospital whose staff vet is a named Mengele. Next, secure the plates in place again, only this time use Superglue to seal the bond so that the screws are just cosmetic. Chunder’s error in Mad as Hell over hookahs and bongs.

The sign says “Don’t park in handicapped zone again, jerk or we’ll see that you qualify! Eeven lady in this story has the best possible attitude for coping with being either Hayduker or Haydukee. This act causes the microwave to feed back into the uranium diode hearth of the unitshorting it out and rendering the whole microwave useless.